Team rankings
Every team ranked across all conferences by the playoff tiebreakers — matchup %, then set %, then game %. This is the order that drives the playoff seeding and the seeded week (#1 vs #last).
| # | Team | Conference | Matchups | M % | Sets | Set % | Games | Game % |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Crack Therapy | Sock Conference | 6–1 | 85.7% | 38–23 | 62.3% | 87–63 | 58.0% |
| 2 | The Boss Blinds | Hack Conference | 6–1 | 85.7% | 38–25 | 60.3% | 87–65 | 57.2% |
| 3 | The Nine Dusketeers | Hack Conference | 6–1 | 85.7% | 38–25 | 60.3% | 85–64 | 57.0% |
| 4 | Friends are Stronger Together | Dusk Conference | 5–1 | 83.3% | 32–21 | 60.4% | 69–58 | 54.3% |
| 5 | Animal Farm | Sock Conference | 5–2 | 71.4% | 34–28 | 54.8% | 81–71 | 53.3% |
| 6 | Nobody Knows | Sock Conference | 5–2 | 71.4% | 32–31 | 50.8% | 73–79 | 48.0% |
| 7 | Flushes Before Crushes | Hack Conference | 4–3 | 57.1% | 35–26 | 57.4% | 81–65 | 55.5% |
| 8 | Foods and Dudes | Dusk Conference | 3–4 | 42.9% | 34–29 | 54.0% | 79–73 | 52.0% |
| 9 | The Event Horizon | Dusk Conference | 3–4 | 42.9% | 32–31 | 50.8% | 83–75 | 52.5% |
| 10 | Jumbo Buffoon Pack | Dusk Conference | 3–4 | 42.9% | 32–31 | 50.8% | 81–76 | 51.6% |
| 11 | Friends! With benefits | Sock Conference | 3–4 | 42.9% | 27–35 | 43.5% | 68–81 | 45.6% |
| 12 | Flush Five Fajitas | Sock Conference | 2–3 | 40.0% | 20–24 | 45.5% | 48–56 | 46.2% |
| 13 | Oops All 1 Seeds! | Dusk Conference | 2–4 | 33.3% | 22–31 | 41.5% | 59–74 | 44.4% |
| 14 | Foil Bull | Hack Conference | 2–5 | 28.6% | 31–32 | 49.2% | 79–75 | 51.3% |
| 15 | The Golden Flowchart | Hack Conference | 2–5 | 28.6% | 25–37 | 40.3% | 66–85 | 43.7% |
| 16 | Constellation Comrades | Hack Conference | 1–4 | 20.0% | 15–29 | 34.1% | 36–63 | 36.4% |
| 17 | $100 Wraiths | Sock Conference | 1–6 | 14.3% | 25–33 | 43.1% | 66–79 | 45.5% |
| 18 | Good Girls | Dusk Conference | 1–6 | 14.3% | 20–39 | 33.9% | 62–88 | 41.3% |